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Gwar
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Letter From The Scallop Boat
Lyricist:Brockie, Derks, Lee, Orr, Bradley Dunbar Roberts
Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face And the lousy weed and the really bad tattoo And now I'm getting 20 to life For killing the guy that was humping my wife And I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop boat now, baby Scallop boat I.V. coke now, baby Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat Made some money there I used to do the I.V. coke Lost some money there, yeah
Scallop boat now, baby Scallop boat Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I.V. coke now, baby Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able I got caught smoking crack So they cut off my cable But could you, maybe you come by Bust me outta here?
But there is one thing That I don't understand I thought the South Pole Was the home of the band Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
Don't break up man Keep it together I love you guys I love you guys Funky, funky, funky, funky Funky, funky scallop boat
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