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MC Lars
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Rapgirl
Lyricist:Andrew R Nielsen
The following is an entirely fictional account Any similarities between people living or dead Is entirely coincidental Just kidding
She fell from the sky On a black October night She wrote these funny songs And everyone was tight
She asked me for advice On jump starting her career But I'm staring in her eyes And she's talking in my ear
Suburban rap queen I wrote this song for you Suburban rap queen What's a MC to do?
Suburban rap queen Every Biggie needs a Kim Suburban rap queen Sometimes you lose sometimes you win
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Listen) I like you a lot, you've got what it takes To rock that Lars emo spot Rapgirl, rapgirl
Check it Now tell me what to do When the playback is too quiet And the song's already through?
This is called a break beat It's the musical element hip-hop Was founded upon back in 1969 Now that's educational
She fell from the sky with a superhero icon We battled in the studio like, ‽Hey, yo is this mic on?†I went down for the count, she went up on the beat I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet
She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark The bass line that she struck, threw me flat on my back So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Listen) I like you a lot You've got what it takes To rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Yo) Now tell me what to do When the playback is too quiet And the song's already through
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Look) I like you a lot Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com You've got what it takes To rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Yo) Now tell me what to do When the playback is too quiet And the song's already through
Because girls are so confusing And I guess they'll always be I should become a monk Resigned to celibacy
Then I'd never have to worry About what a hug might mean See these girls who want to be your friend May be just what they seem
We had burritos in your dorm And talked about ‽Dizzy Rascal†We wrote a song together And recorded it and that's all
Romantic love Is fear, of waking up alone In Red Wood City with platonic Voice mail on your phone
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Listen) I like you a lot (Yo) You've got what it takes To rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Hey) Now tell me what to do (What?) When the playback is too quiet And the song's already through
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Look) I like you a lot (Right) You've got what it takes To rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, rapgirl (Yo) Now tell me what to do (When)
When the playback is too quiet And the song's already through Rapgirl, rapgirl (Rapgirl, rapgirl)
Suburban rap queen I wrote this song for you Rapgirl, rapgirl (Rapgirl, rapgirl) Suburban rap queen What's an MC to do?
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